Monday, February 2, 2009

Darn That Groundhog I think We Should Call Him What He Really is...a Woodchuck!

Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but...
Phil Says "Six More Weeks of Winter!"

Phil's official forecast as read February 2nd, 2009 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:

Hear Ye Hear Ye
On Gobbler's Knob this glorious Groundhog Day, 
February 2nd, 2009
Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators

Awoke to the call of President Bill Cooper

And greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John Griffiths

After casting a joyful eye towards thousands of his faithful followers,

Phil proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers were World Champions one more time

And a bright sky above me

Showed my shadow beside me.

So 6 more weeks of winter it will be.


Markie23 said...

Or combine the two names and make him ground-chuck.

ManicMandee said...

I didn't need that creepy groundhog to tell me Winter isn't over. Duh.